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Rediscover the formula
for living better, cleaner, more respectable American lives. It’s all
here on one DVD – how to fit in with the gang, choose between right and
wrong, behave in the cafeteria! Guaranteed
to transform potential delinquents into clean, agreeable,
well-mannered members of society.
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Planning a relaxing
drive this weekend?
Give this Volume a spin and you'll
never get behind the wheel of a car again!
Everyone knows
the blame for rising highway statistics falls on the shoulders of
reckless, thrill-crazed teenagers. Here’s a “crash course” guaranteed to
set them back on the straight and narrow. Stinking with dreadful acting,
hideous fashions, and more twisted sheet metal than the
Dukes of Hazzard!
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Whether it
was the local malt shop, a sock hop, or some after school co-ed
activity, they were hotbeds of raging hormones. Parents and teachers
knew our flesh was weak, and it was their mission to make sure
our minds and wills were stronger!
Thank goodness for the Authorities – how else would we
have learned about the difference between boys and girls, proper dating
etiquette, the perils of heavy petting, and how to talk to your parents
about you-know-what!
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Raise the flag and slap on a gas mask, this
one oozes with
national pride and paranoid hilarity. Relive an era where both fear and
national pride were at an all-time high. Some of these films are quaint
and charming and others could turn the school bully into a horrified,
sniveling wimp! But all were designed to educate us about
patriotism, the perils of communism, the virtues of the American way of
life, and how hunkering beneath your desk is the surest way to avoid
being incinerated in an atomic blast.
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Chock full of films
warning parents about the perils of Juvenile Delinquency.
Bullies, trouble makers, show-offs, cheaters, punks and vandals. Call
‘em what you like, but we know what they really are: Juvenile
Delinquents! Are your teenagers showing signs of unruliness,
defiance, and disrespect? Well, plop their rebellious little butts in
front of the TV and make them watch this DVD! You’ll be amazed how they
transform into model citizens overnight!
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Moral Hygiene takes
great delight in presenting this twisted collection of industrial
training films (and one outrageous goof on the genre) for your amazement
and amusement. While they won't bring back the heebie-jeebies you got
watching movies about menstruation, carnage on the highway, or the
effects of radiation poisoning, they will leave you stupefied exploring
the workplace and its many dynamics.
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When post-war teens
began experimenting with drugs and alcohol, “Authorities” quickly
cranked out scores of guidance films in an effort to set their minds
right. Apparently they thought showing wild parties and weird
psychedelic effects would make teens see these things as they saw
them: scary and confusing. HELLLOOO… can you say “backfire”!? Follow
three generations of teens whose hunger for kicks is just the same.
Plenty of hipster-speak, groovy music, tie-dye, and letterman sweaters.
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Oh, the pressures of being a teenager. Trying to fit in,
dealing with peer pressure, striving to be popular, protecting your
reputation, stressing about what to be when you grow up, suffering the
humiliation of pimples, struggling for good grades… “Enough already, I
can’t take it!” Well take
heart there is a cure! Take two hours of this DVD, get plenty of
laughs, follow the rules as given, and you’ll be better in no time (or
when you turn 20, whichever comes first).
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